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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:36

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
Then came..
Still no good
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is there a lack of affordable housing in the USA despite a surplus of empty homes?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Nuts and Butts
What was the worst thing that ever happened on live TV?
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
If you were to write a book about being a K-pop fan, what would the last sentence be?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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